I am in possession of a (rather rubbishy) phone that has a swipe-able keypad thing-a-me.
So instead of tapping each letter you swipe over the keyboard and the word magically works itself out...
or it doesn't.
yeah,
so when you are new to a place and trying to make friends and you send someone a text asking if they still want to meet for a hot chocolate you should probably check before hitting send,
just in case you send a text that says:
do you still want to meet for a hot copulate?
oh yes, I did!
Welcome to my world people.