Yeah Hi. Just so you know I still like, totally love you and stuff.
It’s just that I haven’t had the internet – at all.
So you can now expect regular programming of some sort to resume. I’m not exactly what it will look like but it will be me in full-living-type.
Okay – shall we have a hug? It’s been a while.
Love you more than the day the modem arrived and then didn't work and then the next day when a proper technician turned up and fixed.
Those are the best days xxxx