Dangerous Technology

I am in possession of a (rather rubbishy) phone that has a swipe-able keypad thing-a-me.

So instead of tapping each letter you swipe over the keyboard and the word magically works itself out...

or it doesn't.

yeah,

so when you are new to a place and trying to make friends and you send someone a text asking if they still want to meet for a hot chocolate you should probably check before hitting send,

just in case you send a text that says:

do you still want to meet for a hot copulate?

oh yes, I did!

Welcome to my world people.